Well, I thought this could be fun, not sure if to many people will post in it, but I say, "what the heck." Post funny and interesting movie and book quotes here. I know threads like this have been done before but I wanted to start fresh, plus people would be mad at me for bringing up old threads.

Here's a few of mine:

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Nacho: Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continuously stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?
--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I wish I had an angel for one moment of love..."-Nightwish

"Is no really good grammar." "You will be graded on... pronoonciacion..." - my spanish teacher, she is from South America so she has an accent

Movie quotes:
"A toon killed my brother"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice."
The Lion in Winter

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
Sin City

From TV ( I know this wasn't a catagory but...)
Chuck would be raised by 2 maiden aunts a renowned synchronistic swimming duo with matching personality disoprdersand a love of fine cheese
Pushing Daisies

sure, tv shows are good too....


Howard : If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy".

I kind of like the quote in my signature. It invokes many second looks and it sounds even more confusing when said slowly.

"...and my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted nevermore."
I really hope I don't need to tell you were I got that one.

No idea ...

How about:

when in danger
or in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout !

Interviewer: "What do you think of Western civilisation?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a great idea."

"The hardest part of holding on is letting go."
"When the gloves come off, we're all just a bunch of empty handed people."
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."
"I wasn't whacking him, I was playing lacrosse and he got in the way."
"Before I die, I wish to hold my children in my arms, look them in the eyes, and tell them that we are done abusing the planet, that there is no more war, or hate, or hurt; that there is no-more hunger, poverty, or disease; that everything will be okay. (And know it to be true)"
"Hold up, wait a minute. Put a little love in it!"

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." --W. C. Fields

"Pray that there is intelligent life some where up in space... because there is bugger all down here on earth!!" --Unknown

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." --Groucho

"Smile - it drives people crazy wondering what you've been up to..." --Unknown

"When we were together, you said you'd die for me. Now we've split up I think its time you kept your promise" --Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." --c3buL, Sacred Forum

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience." --roperratt, Sacred Forum

"What do you give a man who has everything? A woman who shows him how to use it" --krank, Sacred Forum

To be able to face my weaknesses is the strongest thing I will ever do. - c3em

/(Soap, "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels")

A good quote to say before beatin' up someone